That’s not what I Hate You has in store for players, though, as it greets you with the following screen upon starting the game.
If you think you’ve got the emotional fortitude to take these girls’ verbal abuse, I Hate You is available as a free download for iOS devices here and in Android format here.
After the game has washed its hands of all responsibility, you’re given a choice between three schoolgirls to initially approach.
In the realm of romance games, for example, we’ve seen titles that allow you to pursue relationships with sushi, turtles, or even a pair of stylish eyeglasses.