I don’t want to see Ash Ketchum with a goatee and neither do the youth of the world.
Of course, thanks to that clumsy reference I just made and the title of this piece, you know I’m talking about Ash Ketchum, the star of the Pokémon anime.
I don’t need to explain what Pokémon is, because, at this point, if you don’t know, you’ve made a concentrated effort NOT to know.